Where's Daddy?

Tonight was absolutely crazy. Mommy had all these friends over and then they drank out ot of these long slim bottles and these triangular shaped drinks and then the stripper showed up . . . I mean oops . . . Michelle showed up in her crazy underwear . . . just kidding . . . I'm drunk, oh wait, I'm Sam. I guess this is what happens when Daddy leaves. And then Melissa sang Phantom of the Opera with Mommy - it was crazy! Good thing Aunty Michelle is staying over to laugh at Mommy in the morning when she is grumpy and doesn't feel well. Hopefully they will go to bed soon and stop listening to Buttons.

Step 1 Complete !!!

Step one in my plan for world domination is complete! After making Mom mad by touching her piano over and over, and doing my time in the "cooler" (AKA The basement) Mom has finally decided to take Dad out of town and stay the night in Calgary. This will provide me with time to complete one of several possible missions.

The possible missions are:

1. Create a Fusion reactor to power a giant laser pointed at the moon.
2. Tunnel into the neighbors yard to investigate and silence the creature called "Scooter!!!"
3. Break into the catnip stores and sell them to neigborhood cats, then use the money to buy a ticket to Catopia
4. Sleep all day and furiously scratch things when Mom and Dad get home.....

Is the summer over yet?

Every day Mom & Dad are home! When are they every going to go back to work? Are they really getting paid to sit at home and bother us all day? Daddy picks me up, pets me, bothers me, flings straw on a stick at me and I JUST WANT TO SLEEP! I've tried to escape to various places in the house where I don't think that I will be found but then there is Mommy flashing bright lights into my eyes. Emma and I soon may have to escape . . .