Is the summer over yet?

Every day Mom & Dad are home! When are they every going to go back to work? Are they really getting paid to sit at home and bother us all day? Daddy picks me up, pets me, bothers me, flings straw on a stick at me and I JUST WANT TO SLEEP! I've tried to escape to various places in the house where I don't think that I will be found but then there is Mommy flashing bright lights into my eyes. Emma and I soon may have to escape . . .